Enjoy the ride and thank u 4 the nice


I’m desperately looking for someone with iTunes festival ticket for Kasabian gig and has +1 no friend to go with. I’m super nice and a massive Kasabian fan. Take me with ya PLEASE

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it’s like you’re my mirror
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Hey yo Tony where’d you get that fresh pepperoni

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ive stolen this line and used it so many times
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when will my life’s bass drop
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We must be very humble. We must see the beauty of quietness.

W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence (via larmoyante)
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the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle
writing tip #925:


love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

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if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

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