What’s it like being over 20? Is it fun?
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality